What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why has no country adopted the SA80/L85 rifle?

-All the bad guys are black.

Moonraker

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Who are the main characters of Family Guy, American Dad, and King of the Hill? Who are the recurring characters of family guy, American dad, and king of the hill? What changes will be made in all 3 shows?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Ah so!”

Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

My marriage is fixed. My future husband repeatedly calls me to meet me in private and pressure me to have a relationship. What should I do?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What would explain Trump blaming Ukraine for starting the war with Russia?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

You Only Live Twice

Did you use the internet during the DOS era? Can you describe your experience? How were images displayed on the black screen when everything was just text-based commands?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger

What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?

Live and Let Die

Dr No

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do British people always write "xxx" after their names?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

J.K. Rowling said that 65% of people in Britain are transgender. Where did she come up with that statistic?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

From Russia With Love

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Do married men know when their wives are having affairs?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why is Russia always right? All eyes toward Russian glory!